Sunday, February 27, 2005


You know how us catholic girls can be
We make up for so much time a little too late
I never forgot it, confusing as it was
No fun with no guilt feelings
The sinners, the saviors, the loverless priests
I’ll see you next sunday

We all had our reasons to be there
We all had a thing or two to learn
We all needed something to cling to
So we did

I sang alleluia in the choir
I confessed my darkest deeds to an envious man
My brothers they never went blind for what they did
But I may as well have
In the name of the father, the skeptic and the son
I had one more stupid question

What I learned I rejected but I believe again
I will suffer the consequence of this inquisition
If I jump in this fountain, will I be forgiven

We all had delusions in our head
We all had our minds made up for us
We had to belive in something
So we did

-Alanis Morissette

Saturday, February 19, 2005

I like toys: Conclusion

I wrote this out in longhand first and then typed it, because I discovered that I am a complete failure at one-handed typing.


I’m fresh from the shower. I wander into my bedroom nude, feeling relaxed but horny. I’d spent the day, as usual, thinking about my boyfriend. I’m constantly interrupted at my boring job by vivid visions of him: things we’ve done, and things I want to do with him when he gets back. I return nearly every night with soaked underwear and an intense desire to let off some of that pressure. Tonight, I’d put that urge aside until now, but after the sensual pleasure of my shower, I decided that it must finally be obeyed.

I lie down on my bed, vibrator close at hand. I start off by teasing my nipples with my fingers, and then pinching and pulling roughly. There is definitely a direct connection between my nipples and my pussy; I can feel it get wet almost immediately.

I grab my vibrator and turn it on. I place it directly on my clit, no messing around for me. The strength of the vibrations shocks me slightly, I guess I’m still not used to it. My clit responds, though, swelling and hardening. A little moan escapes my lips.

I glide the vibrator down and slip it inside me. I press the angled tip against my G-spot, feeling the vibrations through my entire cunt. Heat and tension gather. I back off, removing my toy and using it to spread my wetness all over.

I return it to my clit, pressing harder this time. My cunt feels empty, and I long for the delicious feeling of his big cock, filling and stretching me. When I can’t take it anymore, I put my vibrator back inside me and attack my clit with my fingers. I repeat this cycle again and again.

I can feel that I’m getting close. I stay on my clit, feeling almost unbearable tension. The plateau lasts for a while, and just when I feel like I can’t endure another second, I come. And come. And come.

Oh. My. God.

I get the feeling when I use the vibrator that I could just keep coming and coming forever. I come for a good thirty seconds or more, and I could probably keep going if I didn’t have to take the thing away from my clit due to sheer sensory overload.

I’m telling you, that thing is the best $40 I ever spent.

Monday, February 14, 2005


It looks like Geekslut has decided to pack it in (or at least his blog in its current form.) I'll miss him a lot. He was always a very entertaining and enlightening read. Not to mention, fucking hot. The hottest men and the nicest bodies are always gay.


Sorry for the lack of posting. I have been very busy with the imminent return of my man (sometime at the end of February, I hope.) I had to find an apartment and other assorted things for him. I will return to a semi-regular posting schedule shortly, with many many juicy stories to tell from the all night sex marathons likely to ensue when he finally comes back.

(The masturbation story below is coming. I swear.)

Friday, February 04, 2005

I like toys: an update

I like toys

I like toys part 2

A friend of mine (one of the only ones who knows me in real life and also knows about this blog) suggested that I liveblog my first experience with my vibrator. Now I must confess, I have already broken it in quite a bit. I just couldn't resist. Therefore, I can't really follow his suggestion to the letter, but I will compromise. I will blog about my next masturbation session with the new vibe while it occurs. Look for it in the next few days.