Saturday, January 22, 2005

I like toys, part 2

Continued from I like toys.

There is a sex shop two doors down from my church. No kidding. I've driven past it a few times, and recently I decided to finally go in.

I had never been in one before then. I didn't really know what to expect, but this one looked friendly enough, and not freaky like some of the ones I see downtown sometimes. No weird mannequins in the window wearing bizarre outfits. Mannequins scare me.

As I approached the door I saw a punky looking teenaged boy run out of the shop, laughing and hamming it up with his friends. "Oh my god, that is so sick!" they snorted. Oh Jesus. I held my head up and, dressed like a good girl in my Sunday best, walked into the shop.

I don't know what I expected from the staff. A vampy woman with way too much makeup? A leering man? A porn star? Nope, nothing that exciting. A bored-looking 20-something girl in a hoodie was sitting behind the counter. She greeted me and told me to ask questions if I needed anything. She would have been much more at home working at the Gap.

I was the only person there. I guess Sunday isn't a prime sextoy-shopping day. I persued everything, shelves and shelves of lube, vidoes, and vibrators. I really didn't know what I wanted, exactly, but I knew I wanted a vibe that was small and discreet and didn't look anything like a penis in case I left it lying around somewhere.

I told myself I would only spend $40. Being a student, I really can't drop $100 on an iVibe, as much as those little rabbit ears tempt me. Finally, I saw the Natural Contours Jolie. Small, angled for g-spot, and looks nothing like a penis. And $39.99. Perfect.

On my way to the checkout, I saw something that caught my eye. A combo of bullet vibe and anal beads. Next time.

"Will you be needing any lube or toy cleaner today?" the clerk asked. It was so nonchalant, like "do you want fries with that?" Maybe I'm naive, but I thought working in a sex shop would be more exciting than that. I paid and left.

Next installment: trying it out.


Blogger qbert said...

You're very forward (like me). I like that.

When can I look fwd to your "next installment: trying it out?"


9:25 AM  
Blogger Adora said...

Soon darling, soon.

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